Відео

"I came from China with nothing. I worked my way up from homelessness... By starting a chain of successful restaurants with a small loan of 5 million $ from my parents."

How many cm in a hectometer? 10000 How many inches in a furlong? 7920.02

Amazing

Every once in a while (maybe like 3 or 4 months) I fall for this one again and again

This is a joke, right? Surely no adult needs to be told all this?

these two people are the only time reversed people in this universe

omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 we would all learn quicker if learning was this funny because you remember it

"I've killed 3 men" Gotta get those numbers up, brother. You're disappointing yourself, you're capable of so much more. I feel it. I feel you while you sleep.

how does he write those, with a thesuarus by his side??

A volleyball bruh im out

Pounds??? Why use the same word like your curency for weight? And what in the hell does lbs mean ? I weigh 73 Kilos and on my weights and dumbells it say K for Kilos. Plain and simple.

🔥

Pig is a fantastic movie

I appreciate how towards the end he's just walking around inspecting random trees. Gotta make sure they're up to pollos standards

Maybe 9k is worth it compared to the deployable mistake of a dog you described…

"You'd be very naïve to think that a clone would not pee its pants almost always." I never realized I was so naïve. 😂

Will the reall Peter Piper please stand up 🤟🤟

I feel like I know this guy, but sometimes my arms bend back

I've been ignoring this video for 4 years cause i thought it was actually just another ahhhole selling his course. The irony though

FTR: +1 for the right "Picasso" indeed being an old man with glasses peeing, _exactly_ as one of the guys in the video described. (And I was kinda shocked by Matt being kinda shocked by that interpretation, and that only one of them saw it.)

Good plot

Zoomers will raise Gen Beta

Least awkward patreon drop 😂

Why do I leave every video with an existential crisis from this man's beautiful poetry?

matt if you cant get a hair cut please remember to at least brush your hair, okay?

:'D

Hell yeah. Gimme some o them sea shells

Dafuck was that??

I've got some yogurt in the fridge thats like a few months over

<3

I always thought Matt was one guy filming these sketches I didn’t realise it was two twins!

Dude, can you please add that patreon info on the video info? Love yo-

Matt you can keep it long but please take care, comb your hair

man i just realized u should be an actor

its a doggy dog world

Did not expect the wholesome healthy conversation reflecting on the past in the middle of this sketch about an expensive dog. Damn.

This is genuinely funny and smart 😂😂😂

Jacksfilms rip-off

The seagull comment fucking killed me.

Nice job, Matt! I really liked how you actually satirized BOTH sides here and in quite the hilarious manner. Great wits as always :)

i think both your characters should be named matt lol.

Another relatable scenario. Great job Matt!

don't quit btw :D

I think this is a completely unique kind of humour, completely just Matt's

This is not at all what I was expecting when I read the title

😂😂😭😭

well damn, I was gonna join the patreon, but apparently if I don't, you'll grow your hair out 'full afghan hound' and I have GOTTA see that

Clever designer 69

I haven't tuned into a MattColbo video in a while, and I gotta say your ability to have a natural conversation with yourself has noticeably improved. Which is kind of crazy because it was already top tier

Reminder to adopt not shop ~